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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2005|10:35 pm]
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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2004|07:34 pm]
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6 months is about right.. [Oct. 15th, 2004|08:30 pm]
Lara Leach
Wow.. been a while, eh? I couldn't possibly know where to begin. Let's just say I'm living on my own now and am single. I love my apartment... which is good, since I'm paying an ungodly amount for it. This is the second time I've ever lived truly alone, but the first time I've ever done completely on my own.. paying my own rent and all. Does that make me a grown up?

Jon and I are still friends, for the moment. For today, actually, would be closer to the truth. Lately with him, it's a daily rollercoaster. He is quite upset at the fact that I've been spending copious amounts of time with a guy he despises. But that's the way things roll with me, I suppose. The same thing happened with Jeff and I... after we broke up, we were the best of friends and did everything together.. but the minute I met Jon (who Jeff hated and went a little nuts because of) it ruined everything with us and we basically haven't spoken since. Jon and I seem to be hanging on, but I'm positive it's only because this guy and I aren't dating (for reasons to complicated to ever begin to explain). I'm certain if we were to attempt a real relationship I would never see Jon again, and would probably have some slashed tires or a dead squirrel in my couch cushions or something.

You know... I had typed out 'a dead mouse' but took the time to go back and change it to squirrel because it sounded funnier. On that note. Goodnight.
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Calamity Jane fucking rocks my world! [Apr. 27th, 2004|12:02 am]
Lara Leach
Last night was a relaxing evening of quality cinema.

I watched an extraordinary epic adventure entitled, "Lord of the G-Strings"...
a cinematic masterpiece that followed young Dildo Saggins on her quest for an elusive black g-string. Smirnoff the wizard, Araporn, and Ballem also made appearances in this mesmerizing tale of magic and boning... and let us not forget Sir Osis of Liver.
And let us end with a thought provoking quote from Dildo Baggins herself;
"I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!"

Cinemax has truly outdone itself, yet again. Two thumbs way up...

...your ass.
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(no subject) [Apr. 13th, 2004|05:21 pm]
Lara Leach
The bachelorette party was fun. The guys at Le Bare are scary.. except the jello-shot guy, he was pretty cute. Jenny got tea-bagged by a muscle-bound hulk with a yellow, glow-in-the-dark banana hammock on. Much drinking was done.

We went to some club called Red Star after that. I danced with some creepy guy with a boner.

I broke my camera. Well, the LCD screen. It still works, but the screen has a big black leaf-shaped thing on it.

I want to kill my roommate. He left a whole sinkful of filthy dishes in the LEFT side of the sink soaking in water all yesterday and today, plus made a mess of the stove. How the fuck am I supposed to rinse my dishes off when the garbage disp. side is full of crap?? He acts like the right side does not exist! God forbid he should empty the clean dishes out of the dishwasher and put his dirty ones in. He finally rinsed his dishes and put them in the washer this afternoon when he got up (at 3pm) and left the mess on the stove. I want to KILL him. I'm just sitting back and quietly waiting until May 1st, since I know he must come up with about $1200 to remain living here by then. Which, will NOT happen. Then he will be gone.. and I can have a clean apartment again.

I have no sympathy for him. He can go fuck himself. We gave him chance after chance.. and he is making NO effort. When he is not working (and he hardly ever works) he's down at the pool, or screwing around with the 17 year old (and 4 months pregnant) girl next door. He doesn't come home until 3 or 4am and then sleeps until 3pm. He's making no effort to find a second job, or help clean around the apartment. He's a fucking.. fucker. {insert Howard Dean yell} Damn it!

Mom is coming over tonight to watch Kill Bill with me.. I bought it on dvd today.

I think Jeff is moving back to Texas in May, he's ignoring me now, though.
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2004|05:11 pm]
Lara Leach
We had fun.

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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2004|01:36 pm]
Lara Leach
I am going to Christy's (from work) bachelorette party tomorrow night. It starts at Le Bares. hehe.
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2004|05:32 pm]
Lara Leach
Ah.. so you're the scumbag cheater! You ass.

.. details to follow.

Long friggin story. Around Halloween, Jon and I went with the neighbors to Astroworld. I ran into Robbie (a good, old friend from high school) there and since then we've hung out a few times. Most recent was a couple of weeks ago, had a couple of beers at a pub. He told me how he has a 2 year old daughter, things didn't work out with the mom.. and that he lives with his parents. He made it kind of obvious that he was interested in me, but he knows I'm devoted to Jon and I'm not a cheater. He doesn't think much of Jon (not that he knows him) and would always tell me he was a seedy guy and I could do better.

We had fun, though.. saw some movies and stuff. Anyway, out of nowhere, today at work this chick walks in. I ask if I can help her.. "Are you Lara?" Yeah. "You don't know who I am, do you?" No, should I? "Do you know Robbie?" and at this point I'm thinking maybe it's his sister.. I can't really remember what she looks like. "I'm his girlfriend."



Well, long story short: apparently the oh-so-sensitive Mr. Rob not only is still with this girl (and treating her like shit, it looks like) but also lives with her and the daughter.. not with his parents. She says he mooches of her a little, off his parents a little, etc. I think she knew we hung out every now and then, he said we were just friends (which we were), but it looks like her motive for approaching me, was that the other night he came home with hickeys all over his neck. I guess she thought it was me.. she asked if we had ever been physical. I told her of course not, but let her know that it didn't seem like something he was against... but me, rather. The girl was really, really nice though... which sucks.. I felt so bad for her. She reminded me of myself, I told her how awesome she was for approaching me, most girls would be too scared. Well, I would have been anyway. Poor girl. I should have got her number or something.

So, yeah. He's a lousy dirtbag. Not the same Robbie I went to school with, and he can go fuck himself. Lying to me, his girlfriend, his baby.. whoever this other girl is I'm sure. I hope I never run into him again, she asked me not to say anything to him.. but I truly doubt I could help myself.

Guys suck.

Shoe? Where are you?
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2004|09:31 am]
Lara Leach
The apartment is nice, of course it's much smaller.. but in good shape, and with new carpet. I just called them to ask if there are any of the models I like available, but they're only $100 less than what we're paying now.. so screw that. They told me on the phone that they forgot to mention to Jon that we would have to pay a $500 pet deposit. I said we already paid it in the one we're in, and she said it's per apartment. Okay. Well, $250 is supposed to be refundable... so we should only have to pay that for a new deposit. I didn't think about that when I was talking to her, though.

Anyway. Apparently the roommate doesn't know he's moving out yet, Jon hasn't seen him to talk to him. He got home late last night, I heard him making dinner at like 1am.. and I swear I woke up at like, 4 and heard some chick out there talking to him. He, of course, left his dishes in the sink this morning.

Jon got called offshore last night, as a solo operator.. so that's awesome. One step closer to actually breaking out, which should be any day now.

I'm thinking about getting a sugar glider with my bonus in May.

Well, apparently we won't be able to move into the one-bedroom. We can sign another lease for the one we're in, but not a new apartment in the same complex. Ridiculous. I'm so disappointed. Not because we have to stay in this apartment, but because this increases the chances of the roommate staying here longer. Damn it.
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2004|05:47 pm]
Lara Leach
The roommate from hell is moving out May 1st! Joy!

We are moving into a one-bedroom, which is cool.. I will go look at if after work/gym and make sure I like it. It's not the one with a den, which is the kind I really like, but we'll see. About $400 less a month, so that's nice. It's directly across the hall from Mike, which will be... interesting.

"Hey Mike, could I borrow a cup of hydro? We're all out over here."

Anyway, I really don't care how the apartment is, they are all nice in our complex.. and anywhere without the roommate is fine with me. I'm very excited to have a place of our own again. :)
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